Five lies Phil has told me

That he didn’t drive his car into the garage.
That I didn’t have anything in my teeth.
That rollerblading was for people with names like Dustin.
That the bathroom was the second door on the right.
That I could trust him.

 

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One Response to Five lies Phil has told me

  1. Phil
    November 4, 2013 at 6:19 am #

    Goddamn it roger I did not crash into the garage door. It wasn’t me.

    Plus you have to admit that I wasn’t being completely dishonest when I told you that door was the second on the right – you know what I’m saying?

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